Deer that Type
If, like Farmer Bob and his Cows that Type, the doe who took up residence in our yard this past winter found a typewriter on our property. I think she’d write something like this: Dearest Gardener Shoshanah, Thank you for installing a new salad bar last fall.Yours truly, who enjoys my favorite sunny spot, namely, the sunny crest of the hill from which I get a great view of your kitchen, was thoroughly excited at the prospect of fresh and tender plants brought right to my home.I was looking forward to varying my usual diet of invasive vines and [...]